Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as hell not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
To use hubby’s nickname for him, this is for you Zombie Escape Plan A!!!
Remember, hubby has a katana and he knows how to use it.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter, otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule 7 : As you stand in my front hallway waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.