Dating a bad kisser

So you indulge them, switching the direction of the tongue-swirl periodically to keep the semblance of spontaneity.

Related: This New 'Kiss Messenger' Will Let You Send Smooches Via Your i Phone Then, right before the monotony becomes a turn-off, go for a lip.

Our first kiss had been, to a boy on a first date, a small miracle. Despite my adolescent fumblings, I somehow felt that I had acted — there was no other word — smooth.

I had been terribly nervous as we approached her front door. The lesson here, for any would-be kissing instructor, is that you have to teach without suggesting something is wrong.

She would always return a peck and bite back if I nibbled her lip.