He is five billion years old and the very last of his species.
They asked what he looks like and I explained that he has the body of a salamander and the head of a late-life Peter Ustinov.
Next thing I know they kicked us out and the following morning Henry's trailer was moved ten blocks from the set."Reached from his compound at Durrell Park in Jersey, the Teegeeacknean Thetan expressed disappointment over the continued villainization of his species by the Church of Scientology.
[italic]"All of them bitches,"[/italic] he said, in a floating mist of ink that he released from his anus which spelled out his thoughts.
Then I was asked to name the last time I had seen Henry cry.