Relax, don't overthink it, and remember that what you're putting up is the equivalent of first-date banter.
You could cast a wide net and sign up for every single dating site.
Or you could follow our flowchart and find the one designed to pair you with the woman (or man, or costume-wearing sex slave) of your dreams.
The biggest pet peeve of all, it seemed, was men whose online bios implied they were too good for dating sites - despite using them to meet a partner.'Anything that insinuates you're too good to be on [insert dating site here],' one woman wrote, in answer to the question: 'What are things men write on their dating profiles that are instant deal breakers?
''If you were really too good for Tinder, you wouldn't be on Tinder,' she added.
Don't call yourself any of the following: witty, ambitious, down-to-earth, or humble.