Every man can appreciate a good blow job and it may be "The only job you'll ever love". These are American Slaves, we don't sink so low to import our shirts!
But the offensive selection isn't just about your gigantic cock, it's got racial jokes that will crack you up like "Immigrants are like sperm, millions get in, but only one works" and "I'm not a racist, I hate everyone equally". Real partying (not that corporate mess) includes three things: Beer, Bitches, and Bros, in that order. People ask us, why do you make fun of everyone, I say, why not.
The brick tudors with the perfectly manicured lawns up on 85th and 20th. The fact that the Ballard Smoke shop hasn't changed a bit since the '60s...
The old folks, the new folks, the Scandanavian roots that run real deep.
No one comes close with selection, size and choices. And why should the department-store Santas have all the fun? What do you think of when you think of the word novel? Really, all our shirts fit this category, so it's hard pulling out just a few. Bodily functions are always good for a laugh and who can resist a little ankle-biter wearing an "I Pooped Today! What consumers want, when they want, and how they want it is the basis for business models now and moving forward.